Yeah, well, I've got something waaaaayyyyyyyyy more fashionable. Eat your heart out, y'all:
So there are a whole lot of things you don't want to be in this world. No, seriously.
Like how you don't want to be the guy who goes into a city's backed up septic system and unclogs it with his hands. Or how you don't want to be the guy who works in, I don't know, a slaughter house or a meat packing plant.
You also don't wanna be a prisoner in Japan. No, like for realz y'all.
Now, since this is Japan and not America, the prisoners DO STUFF. They aren't forming gangs and beating the hell out of each other in all of their spare time like prisoners do in America. Instead, prisoners in Japan are busy MAKING STUFF. They WORK. As in: prison here comes complete with forced labor. Prisoners make stuff that people can buy. And I did.
But you know what else? IT GETS BETTER.
(I know, I know - you're trying to figure out what in the world could possibly make this bag any better! But I'm about to tell you!)
So yes, I am beside myself with joy over my fantastic aquisition!
And just because I haven't blogged in about a zillion years, I give you something else that you will only find in Japan:
But wait! There's more!!
Tune in next time when I blog again sooner than a whole month from now!
(And just in case you were wondering, the answer is NO.
NO, the prisoners do NOT get to keep the money from the stuff they made that gets sold to the public. The money goes toward buying more materials so that more products can be made!)