... Even though you would, like, TOTALLY have every reason to.
Nope, don't hate me. Here in Florida. With these views from my parents' condo. Of the beach:
See the tracks in the sand - sort of like a car tire would make - that start in the water and come up to the beach and then go back down? The tracks are on the left hand side of the picture (in the sand) and cross each other like an X?
Turtle tracks. A lady turtle dragged her tired, heavily-pregnant self up out of the water, dug her deep nest (one flipper scoop of sand after another), laid her multiple dozens of eggs, covered her nest with sand (one flipper scoop of sand after another), and then dragged her exhausted-but-no-longer-pregnant self back into the ocean. Right outside my parents' condo.
We went down to the beach yesterday.
There were shells:
There were birds:
A great blue heron.
A brown pelican.
An osprey.
There are waves:
And there are rocks in the surf:
Which would require surf adventurers to wear special protective footwear:
The green-toed Vibram Five Fingered feet, above, would belong to my father. Which means that my father has now succumbed to the Cyberbones Peer Pressure. Although - full disclosure - I do have to tell you that he is having a terrible time with them because they are giving him wicked blisters on his heels. But at low tide, there are serious rocks sticking up out of the water:
So feet must be prepared.
But it's okay! We try to go down to the ocean at low tide, because...
Fun things live under the rocks. (And you can see them if you're wearing a mask. Which we, of course, DO.)
Things like...
Crabs.
So you have to be careful! Those things have claws!
Know why else you should be careful in the water? Things even MORE dangerous than CRABS are out there. Lurking in the water, ready to strike at any moment...
SHARKS. See the scary dorsal fin sticking up out of the water? Telltale sign it's a shark.
And it's not just ANY shark. Oh no! It's actually a...
(I know... I know... *GROAN* right?)
But it's okay. No grandfathers were harmed in the making of this blog post!
When we'd been in the water long enough, we climbed the boardwalk back up to the condo:
And continued on with our day.
My poor husband. He's missing it all.
Away in the middle of nowhere, training for something or other. But - if Daddy doesn't work, we do not eat. Right? So the children and I are here, and he is not.
Love you, Honey! Thank you for being such a hard worker. And when you DO get back here sometime, be careful. The man-eating-shark is hungry. It strikes when you least expect it. You've been warned.
:)


At our house we refer to someone working as supporting the rest of us in the manner to which we've become accustomed. Yeah, it's painful when you've become accustomed to being able to afford to eat and all.
Posted by: Zoe | 07/14/2010 at 05:57 AM
Oh jealousy is running wild in my head. What a beautiful view! It makes me want to go rent a beach house. Or just live in a beach house.
How awesome to see the turtle come up and lay her eggs! What an experience. How long will it take for them to hatch? Will you be there?
Posted by: Emily | 07/14/2010 at 07:23 AM
So cute!! And so glad you don't have oil there. Lets hope the oil never gets there!!!
Posted by: Bryn | 07/14/2010 at 08:20 AM
Beautiful post! Terrific pictures!
Posted by: Daniela | 07/14/2010 at 09:32 AM
I hope you can see the look of jealous disdain on my face from 7 time zones away.
No, you deserve it! As does James... but you can't always get what you want, you know? ;-)
Posted by: hannah | 07/14/2010 at 09:49 AM
I really love the photo with the shells all over the sand. This was a fun post. Miss you!!
Kate
Posted by: Kate | 07/14/2010 at 10:12 AM
So much fun! I miss beaches in Florida, they are so alive! :) Just got an ad from a resort we stayed at in Sanibel and the photos were so tempting...!!! Have fun. I'll be jealous, but in a positive way and happy for you all.
Posted by: Connie | 07/14/2010 at 11:34 AM
Great pictures! You make me excited to see the Oregon coast when we go home to visit later this year. (Even though I know you were in Florida, where you can actually swim in the water because it isn't -10 degrees!)
Posted by: Jessica | 07/14/2010 at 06:08 PM
I don't hate you! I'm happy you are enjoying a relaxing and wonderful time. Love the photos!
Posted by: Bridget | 07/15/2010 at 07:29 AM
Lovely!
Hmmm... now that my ILs are "downsizing" with no more kiddos at home, I think I need them to get a condo on the beach. With an extra couple of bedrooms for when we visit.
Yup. That's it.
Posted by: TG | 07/16/2010 at 03:30 PM